My journey to being an ah num (minus the gay vibe) begins today and will carry on every monday, wednesday and friday although i ate a cutlet with egg, curry puff, about 8 meatballs and 2 potatoes in the space of 4 hours. My recent obsession with tights has finally seen me buying one from queensway and everybody pls go and buy if u're an avid fan of sports. Fits as snugly as a glove. 2 more days to being $100 richer. Yata!

The New Prodigy

Alexandre Pato

AC Milan

A rather eventful holiday is drawing to a close now.

Cambodia Heartbeat 2007 went pretty well albeit all the weird arrangements.

*Clapped our way to Christmas and Peng's 21st.

Graced the fireworks ceremony amongst all the "gei leng kia"s.

Chatted with an alien and slept with a cat till 4am on New Year's Day.

New Year Resolutions? I think not...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8d25c7766

Last Christmas...

Was listening to my old albums and yeah this song sort of stood out... but pretty sad, got me all emo-ed up... as if fna wasn't enough... hahah anyway check out the 'solo' part by the guy on the right. He f* turns me on... hahah "Wei Lin!!! wei she mo mei you du shu?" That was my mum... arghhhhh!

Random shit at a random hour...

"essential item for survival of GEK1535 lectures"

" Mum's green, slimy, yummy avogado supershake with lots of love"

"Be afraid! Be very afraid!"

From the invasion of the bears courtesy of JOSH

"No Comments!"

"It's better than it looks..."

To be Continued...

The perks of studying Principles of Marketing is that you discover nice commercials like the one above (that is if you know the game second-life)... unlike Financial Accounting where you get to see this...

Allow me to indulge for a while in my absurd philosophies and I do apologize if I offend anybody along the way. Call me naive if you care. I don't. For once, after watching these series of videos, I do feel that players like christano ronaldo although technically fast are a pale shadow of the master in control - Zinedine Zidane. Why bother to speed past pple when you can kill your opponent with one touch. He is the maestro and watching him caress the ball made me remember why i played football in the first place. The elegance, the beauty and the art... anything that could describe a masterpiece. I wish there were no restrictions, no school, nothing to stop me from enjoying the game I love... but reality slaps you in the face. I guess soccer for me, brings me into a fantasy world, away from all the things I dislike which is why I will never give up the game...

Thinking of these things while studying FNA... what a parody! hahah enjoy the videos below and understand why I think the way i do.





On a lighter note, I'm infatuated with this Nike shoe that Josh the menace showed me the other day at Heeren... why did u do it josh why... hahah

Emo day out with boon and josh is damn retarding. Boon keeps folding flowers from serviettes. Josh and me played chai chuan. E33 cider + retarded games + McDonalds = lethal combination for any occasion. Luckily at the end of the day, I have my emo friend to cheer me up... Enjoy!

Last week some guy came to moi home to do this coffee survey. And he has to thank his lucky stars man, i jus did my Starbucks presentation so I'm like the coffee guru of this world. Anyways he rewarded my intricate sharing of my coffee knowledge with a $4 Macs voucher... FREEEE!!!

Saturday's game was FABulous, we played against some NTU hall team in which we could have scored like a dozen goals. However, due to our generousity we allowed them to score one and being merciful, we broke their net twice.

Birdy man came my house to ton and do some work together again... He would have fared better if not for his frequent hunger pangs which were taken care of by some really evil sandwiches out of this world.

I'm supposed to buy hats now with booninho and emo bro but it seems that the weather and my legs are not listening to me. Grrr... btw. birdy man made some rings for his mer... jus a sneak preview to his masterpieces :

"That will be 300 bucks please!"

I'm officially an Arsenal fan. Kick Liverpool's butt please...

I have seen the elegance of the fried hor fun stall uncle
Distractions - everything
Destiny - obviously a pretty bad one after reviewing what i did for the past 5 days
In the waiting line to get shot down by the impending exams...

~adapted from "Simple Things" by Zero 7~

Recently, sch has turned into a bitch...
so much so that i have to seek Josh for comfort,
watch Anchorman,
play 3 matches a weekend,
listen to cary brothers,
throw my eraser into the bin,
listen to Gwen Stefani's 4am in the morning
everything except sleep...

Farewell to Terence Yeo my good old sec 2 friend. Your e-mail's real heartwarming. Please keep us up to date and have a good and fruitful time there.

School's been pretty boring cept meeting some new friends. Namely, my OG members, Yuan Zhang, my new soccer khakis and Mandy. That's a really small grp. But I'm building on it. Signed up for Cambodia CIP trip in December. Really hope to do something constructive (literally) as we'll be building toilets and stuff there. We definitely need some fund-raising to cover some of the cost of the trip. Pls give me any suggestions any of u out there might have.

The NUS pageant was pretty dumb... lasted for like at most 30mins and ended without announcement of who got through to the finals. Soon after, we went over to Phuture and i drank like a mixture of 6 drinks. Was totally wasted and had to be dragged to Neil's house. He's a real great pal given that i had only known him for a week or so. Thanks! But the worst of it all was that i didn't remember anything I did... darn scary. The hangover was like someone fucking arnd in my brain. It bad.

Scored my second goal for team AJ. Way to go guys... but we definitely played badly despite winning 8-1.

Time to get down to the serious stuff...

Brings back memories...

Im going out for a while,
So i can get high with my friends,
I will,
I'm going out for a while,
Don't wait up cause i won't be home,
Today.

Had 2 eventful soccer matches over the weekend, lost one 2-1 with scorchers and won another 6-1 with AJC. Went for Chung Kee's birthday after the scorchers match and DAMN... That lucky old man gets to enjoy a freaking mansion of a house. He was a great host and with the company of 2H retards, good food and the good old gambling, what can I say...

I can finally say that i scored my first goal for AJC... Boy did it take long and it was with my left foot although it was a bit of a fluke. Well, they all count in the end. Had a great time with Josh, the indie mofo, nathan, wak and boon. Hope we get the jersey soon and to a continued undefeated streak! Cheerios.

Was watching Oliver's Twists...
Bagel, Feta Cheese, Chives, Pepper, Lemon Juice and smoked salmon...
PRESTO!!!

ABSOLUTE GENIUS!

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART ---> Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics)

DIE LAUGHING GUYS! INDIAN FRIENDS PLS REFRAIN FROM KILLING ME

Allow me to indulge in this wonderful trip and take up maybe a few minutes of your time...

My journey is as follows : Singapore --> Vancouver --> Ketchikan --> Hubbard Glacier --> Juneau --> Icy Strait Point --> Columbia Icefield --> Banff --> Vancouver --> Singapore

To start off, it was really a gruelling 16 hours (approximately) plane ride to Vancouver from Singapore. We had to stop at Korea International airport for an hour for transfer. Fortunately, SIA's Krisflyer entertainment system and Uncle Wang made it more bearable.

We dropped off at Vancouver and were immediately taken to Empire Landmark Hotel which was situated along Robson Street - Vancouver's Orchard Road. (I forgot to mention I was travelling with my cousin, uncle and aunt)They had many fashion boutiques including Guess, Armani, Banana Republic and much more. Wait till i strike toto 5 million then i come back for them lar. Hahah had dinner at the food court which sold tons and tons of beef. I had a tortilla wrap with beef filling and it was huge and cost about S$9. Soon after we visited the grocery stores for fresh fruits and ended our day in the hotel.

Next morning, we set off for Ballantyne Pier which marked the beginning of our 7 day cruise.

And we boarded this monster cruise named Celebrity infinity which ironically had no celebrity except for a small-time, narrow minded, retarded one from Singapore that is. Well at least he provided Colin and me a source of entertainment in the casino. Huat! Looks small but I can assure you looks can be deceiving and that's only middle class.

Aboard the cruise was pure luxury. We had free champagne and drinks served by the very professional staff on board after check-in and I have to say Singapore's F & B service is way behind.

"Welcome to Poseidon!" (Titanic would be too cliche)

We moved to our cabin for 2. Colin and me shared the twin-bed room which was pretty spacious given the fact that the cruise had to house 1900+ passengers excluding crew.

Our room attendant was rather cute, she would put candies on our pillows after cleaning up the room not that i ate them. hahah. The remaining of the day, we were cruising on the Inside Passage en route to Ketchikan - The world's salmon capital. We explored the cruise thoroughly and found out that it had Martini and jazz bars. There were at least 6 or more bars, most with dance floors and live bands. Although the music didnt really match our tastes, we did enjoy the drinks. Infinity has 12 decks and deck 11 was our spot for viewing the amazing scenery. Dinner at Trellis Restaurant was a delightful and different experience everyday. No need to talk about the service and taste of food. The view was different everyday and presentation of food unique in every sense of the word. Furthermore, the waiters were a bunch of nutty ones. Full of humour and wit. They entertained us every night.
Arriving at Ketchikan, we were full of adventure and trekked around the city for 2 hours, along the way there were multiple totem poles. Yes, the ones in Warcraft. Hahah but not exactly.

We managed to strike a conversation with this ultra friendly shop keeper who told us how he managed to travel the world and that he finally decided to settle down in Ketchikan. He has a freaking Masters degree and what really amazed me was that he didn't even bother to do business with us, we talked like old friends. It was fantastic. Rapids and streams were the other main attractions there. We returned to the cruise soon after and managed a gym session to ease away the guilt of eating these :

I'm adamant that everyone would agree that's a lot to work off, especially the steak.

Next up would be Hubbard Glacier, Alaska's longest ice face...

The following day, we sailed to Juneau, capital of Alaska with Mendenhall glacier at their backyard. We got there and it was real CCC - close, cold and crowded.

We also visited the smoked Salmon production lines and got to look first hand at how they prepared the Salmon after reeling them in from the fishing boats.

Day 7 of the trip. We came to Icy Strait Point where we boarded one of the sight-seeing vessels for the Point Adolphus area, one of Alaska's premier whale watching sites for Humpback and Orca Whales. We got to see many Humpbacks and sea lions. Cute, they are. And the woman beside us really had an orgasm when she saw them... Whoa, Wah, Yesssss... Sounds like one doesn't it?

That marked the end of our port visits as we headed back for Vancouver. I decided to huat at the casino but ended up losing 60 grand... Sorry to scare you... its US$60 not US$60,000. Blackjack just isn't my cup of kopi.

Our tour guide Dear old Frank picked us up at the pier and promptly drove towards the Rockies. Along the way, we went past and stopped at many attractions including : The Last Spike, Banff National park, Sulphur mountain, Lake Louise, Columbia Icefield and many more.

I'll let my pictures do the talking now because I'm feeling lazy... hahah Enjoy!

Drink from the source!

BEAT US!

Monster Truck!!!

ERM...! No words to describe this priceless expression.
Looks like some old chinese kung fu show view...

I forgot to introduce my 2 new friends that i met during the journey, Pang Boon a.k.a muscle boy and Swee Lin both from Singapore. Thank you for letting me meet u all and make this already wonderful trip even more memorable. Thank you!